One of the great guilty pleasures of our time is the Craigslist Personals section. We could go on explaining why, or we could just show you. These personal ads are 100% real and unedited.

This week's featured city: Phoenix (Last Week: Seattle)

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Women who like to go on a motorcycle ride - 53 (North Phoenix)

Biker on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside. I know, sounds like a cookie or something. What can I say? I own a business here in town and work very hard, probably too much and too hard. So, I'm looking for someone to play with, I know that doesn't sound much better than the cookie thing, but I mean I'd like to find someone who loves life as much as I do. I'd prefer a younger woman, but the right girl, age wouldn't really matter. I love kids, have a young, teenage son, love cars, motorcycles, boats, big trucks, etc...typical guy stuff. And ya, I'm a Lakers fan so you gotta know that going in. I'm outgoing, although I can't believe I'm here looking....feels kinda like being 'in' a garage sale instead of going to one (which I think is fun as hell). Anyway, physically, I'm not a BIG guy (5'7", 165lbs) so I'm only interested in smaller women, no offense to anyone. Since I posted my pic, if it didn't scare you off, say 'hey' and let's go from there.


 
One of the great guilty pleasures of our time is the Craigslist Personals section. We could go on explaining why, or we could just show you. These personal ads are 100% real and unedited.

This week's featured city: Seattle (Last Week: Detroit)

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It's your F*cking NIGHTMARE!! - 21 (Normandy Park.)

Heyyyyyy. Rebel scum need not apply =P (kidding)

I'm 6"1'. i love music, video games, trips to seattle, tattoos, and all sorts of stuff.

What am i doing with my life? paying off bills and working two jobs if the second one comes through..maybe starting a band, just trying to find someone really.. and someone thats real, and not a flake. (how hard is it to find someone who can keep talking to me for at least a week? ) Music, guitar, working, tree removal, the usual guy stuff. i enjoy guns,fishing, camping,outdoors stuff lol. i play video games when i get the chance, im a huge zombie/star wars nerd. What else to put here....

Music: Johnny cash, rise against, RHCP, eminem, slayer, metallica, megadeth, mastodon, misfits, atreyu, mcr, bob dylan, rage against the machine, tiger army,nekromantix, mad sin, Reverend horton heat, the creepshow, Klas, Drago, lil wayne, toby keith, a few other country artists, brand new,airborne toxic event,band of horses, dethklok, koffin kats, mudvayne, Disturbed, Avenged Sevenfold, flogging molly,poison, and so many other metal/classic bands!! like! journey, heart, cheap trick, (seen them live) trivium, led zeppelin, allman brothers band, styx,the eagles,jimi hendrix, the beatles,nirvana, beck, arch enemy, devildriver,cannibalcorpse. and a billion other bands.

TV: How i met your mother, community, two and a half men, family guy,futurama,delocated, american dad,robot chicken, mythbusters,sons of guns, psych, invader zim, and a few more i cant think of..

Movies, the other guys,step brothers, walk hard, anchorman, mr. deeds,billy madison, boondock saints, any zombie/horror movie, and a lot of others.

What makes me unique? i love snakes.

Im honest, caring,trustworthy, and im just cool like that =P

i cant think of anything else right now lol.

Also, im a huge fan of Quotes, and Languages, so if you can teach me something then we have that much more to talk about. If you can teach me something in irish, arabic, or russian, we have a lot to talk about!

i dont care who you are, message me,and ill be kind enough to do the favor. i don't judge people, i'm not shallow, i dont have extremely high standards or anything discouraging like that, you can talk to me if you need someone to talk to or you want to get to know me.

"Of all sad words of tongue and pen. the saddest are "What might have been" "

Da Svidaniya!

"Don't rely on someone else for your happiness and self worth. Only you can be responsible for that. If you can't love and respect yourself - no one else will be able to make that happen. Accept who you are - completely; the good and the bad - and make changes as YOU see fit - not because you think someone else wants you to be different."

NO PIC NO REPLY. i get too much spam...also, put your favorite movie as your subject. thanks!


 
One of the great guilty pleasures of our time is the Craigslist Personals section. We could go on explaining why, or we could just show you. These personal ads are 100% real and unedited.

This week's featured city: Detroit

Best Man Seeking Woman Ad

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looking for modern cave women - 55 (roseville mi,48066)

iam not looking for a hooker or so called escort.iam looking for girl friend for long term,if serious! [SEND PICTURE WITH FACE SHOWING WITH TEXT] no picture no response period !!!!!!!!!! according to craigslist sending someone to another site is a scam. i will not go to any other site. so don't send one period.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. my names AL . lets talk first to see if we click and see where it goes from there. .self employed modern cave man looking for modern cave women..a little old fashion also modern. iam romantic dark blond hair blue eyes.6' tall .few extra lbs losing them.i like holding hands , going for walks especially near water.bicycling ,sitting around bonfire. cuddling on couch ,going to movies,out to eat, gardening.home remodeling. playing pool.iam social drinker .non smoker,it would be nice to meat the right female person to enjoy there company. iam looking for modern cave woman a little old fashion but also modern.a woman that doesn't mind cooking once in a wile.romantic, nice on the eyes.


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